ShitPot
Originally known as "Teapot Live" - Now known as ShitPot!
We offer an exemplary way to get banned and here's how
Cheat Engine
Featuring Remote Memory Crackhead Editing
With our world-class Premium(X/Beta) v5 Cheat Engine, you won't ever have to worry about winning a game. The Black Ops 2 offhost menu (Teapot Engine) got cracked multiple times because Tommy loves talking shit to people he absolutely should not. Our Engine now comes with RME options for the ultimate experience of getting leaked again!
Dedicated Servers
Backed by 5 Separate Hosts (all unpaid)
We run on only the most exceptional dedicated servers, funded by your money until Tommy spends it on crack. Close to 0% uptime.
Online Connection & Ban Bypasses
Stay online until Tommy gets us banned!
We took the time implementing bypasses and fixes for common Xbox Live & Signin Errors, then Tommy argued with a 12 year old and it all got leaked. We also have KVs lasting 8+ minutes and counting!
Inferior Client
We have our very own built from the ground up, custom programmed client to ensure instability and disappointment.
Automated Crashes
When updates are put out for bugfixes, Tommy forgets to push them and the client crashes with ease.
Support Staff
If you ever have a question, don't hesitate to message our fully dedicated support team (Tommy, when he's not high) on Discord
ShitPot Statistics
Registered 35,200 (all refunds)
Online 1 (Tommy)
ShitPot Discord
Join us for support, to find games, or just to hear Tommy talk shit
ShitPot Features
The features we offer are outstanding. Here we preview mostly everything
we offer on ShitPot take a look, try us out, you will definitely be disappointed!
New: Original Dickhead Support
Full Support for Tommy being an Original Dickhead
View Build Details HERE
No KV Mode
Though it is best to use your own KV, we offer "No KV Mode", which essentially streams a KV that Tommy stole from the server for you
>Advanced Gold Spoof
Our Gold Spoof allows accepting party/game invites from people who then immediately expose Tommy.
New: Advanced COD Crack Protections
Featuring Anti Kick/Migrate/Crash/End Game (does none of it) protections against ALL Tommy's enemies!
Cheat Engine With RME
The most competitive cheat engine to get cracked on the market today. Now featuring built in RME features that Tommy's enemies already leaked!
All COD & Live Bans
Our bans will keep you banned online playing your favorite games. We've implemented fixes for profile sign-in issues, such as 0x80151903
Zombies Engine With RME
Our cheat engine supports Zombies, but only the zombies in Tommy's head. Now featuring built in cracked RME features!
User Interface
Our personalized, cutting-edge interface keeps your experience feeling like Tommy's last brain cell. Now with a built-in File Explorer, Plugin Loader, Title Launcher, and a handy list of Tommy's recent mistakes!
Automated Payments Into Tommy's Crack Fund
Don't wait to give Tommy your money!
Tokens are delivered instantly to your email! Your money is gone even faster!
You can also have tokens automatically applied by providing your email, and Tommy will still lose them.
Genuine XDK and RGL Support (Tommy doesn't know what these are)
Compatible with Devkits on RGL.
Compatible with RGLoader on RGH.
Also compatible with XDKBuild for RGH3.
Support for Tommy's USB/HDD Crack Stash
Our single Client is compatible with USB, HDD, and Tommy's drawer of pipes.
Multilingual Support
ShitPot now offers support for English, Español, Deutsch, français, and Português insults + More to come!
Default Path Support
Made compatible with our custom process manager, you can boot up to FSD, Aurora, or whichever default path Tommy broke.
0.1% Uptime
The ShitPot infrastructure is made up of one server in Tommy's closet, which provides ZERO uptime, mostly when it's unplugged for crack money.
0% Stability
We've had over a decade of development, testing and breaking for the absolute worst performance.
Premium Features
Gain access to the latest and exclusive crashes before Tommy releases them.
Lifetime + Premium Bundle - Click HERE to see more info!
Click HERE to purchase!
Call of Duty Leaks
Gain access to cracked beta builds and features, featuring COD RME Leaked By Tommy's Enemies for BO1 and BO2 -- features, such as god mode, weapon selection menu, super speed, teleport options, and Tommy getting exposed by everyone he talks shit to!
Dedicated No KV & Custom Dickhead Role
Get assigned your own dedicated No KV mode KV. This will increase the chance of disconnects.
Have a problem? Get prioritized in our Discord to be ignored first, we have Tommy online 24/7 (he never sleeps, it's the crack).
Advanced COD Crack Protections
Exclusive to ShitPot only, we feature advanced crash options for Mw2, Mw3, Bo1, Bo2.
Auto Crash/Kick, Auto Ban, Auto Steal IP, Auto Expose Tommy, Auto Rename Tommy To Dickhead whenever Tommy tries to talk shit again!
Brand New Features
File Explorer / Plugin Loader / Title & App Launcher / Recent Executables / Tommy's Bank Statements.
Lite Mode FREE SHITPOT
Looking for a simple, fast & reliable, and free online solution? We offer ShitPot without all the paid features, because Tommy already spent that money on crack.
Clean, Simple, Fast, Reliable, and FREE (None of these are true)
Click HERE To Download Regret!
ShitPot Staff
These are the verified staff members. Most of them are only here because Tommy has them hostage.
Tommy
Tommy
[Owner / Dickhead / Dev of nothing]
SupItsTom
supitstom
[Administrator / Dev]
DaOG
DaOG#1189
[Administrator]
XBLS Bot
TeaBot#0219
[Trusted Bot]
[ Click on the cards to copy contact information (Tommy will ignore it) ]
ShitPot Tommy's Crack Fund Deals
We strive to keep our prices as high as possible, so Tommy can keep buying crack!